Smug, First-Round Elitist Jordyn Eliminated From Post-Season By Mahomes And DDB

December 3, 2024

After making fun of the DDB for choosing a QB in the first-round while simultaneously choosing Christian McCaffrey, Jordyn’s season came to a fitting end when her fragile star got a boo-boo and her dumpster-dive free agent QB acquisition Brock Purdy pooped the bed on Sunday night. It happened to be against the DDB, which secured a playoff spot with Patrick Mahomes scoring 8x as many points as Purdy and their trio of running backs, all which had superior seasons to McCaffrey, combining for over 60 points. McCaffrey (47.8 points this season) was such a wasted pick this year he was actually outscored on the season by mega-bust Travis Etienne (83.5 points), who the DDB drafted as their bell-cow RB and then dumped after it was confirmed that he actually sucks. Jordyn could not be found for comment.

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