President Trump Faces Major Criticism Over Executive Order "Banning Noodle Bear"
January 28, 2025

President Donald Trump on January 23rd 2025 issued a massive series of 39 executive orders targetting illegal immigration. The president issued executive order 14148 targeted at banning the recently controversial "noodle bear." When reporters asked President Trump about the efficacy of the ban The president's response was that noodle bear is "the Osama bin laden of cats" and that noodle bear had a "major role in the planning of the September 11th world trade center attack" and other subsequent terror attacks in Europe. President Trump did not comments on the enforcement mechanism of the ban or when the deportation back to Saudi Arabia would take place. "We don't like noodle, he's a very bad man, a very bad man. I was there on September 11th, it was one of the worst days in my life, next to losing my favorite watch." President Trump later addressed noodles role in the world trade center bombing. "He's a terrorist, a very bad one, not even a good one like Osama, he's very bad at his job, very very bad I wouldn't hire him he'd be fired if I was Osama. In fact I had been considering a cabinet position for him originally, but he shared a meme I frankly didn't like much at all. He's a radical left democrat now and like all terrorists they belong on the middle east." This is a developing story. Local 10 News Assignment Desk Editor Oswald Robert contributed to this report.
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