ANDORRAN DRONE SWARM STORMS SOUTH COAST

March 29, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, the tiny principality of Andorra—known more for its ski slopes than its military might—has unleashed a swarm of high-tech drones on the UK’s South Coast. Eyewitnesses report a “terrifying hum” as the green machines descended on Dover at dawn, prompting locals to flee in their slippers. “I thought it was the end of days!” sobbed Margery Higginbottom, 72, clutching her teacup. Andorran officials claim the drones were part of a “misguided tourism campaign” meant to “showcase our technological innovation.” But *The Daily Fail* has uncovered the truth: sources say the drones were loaded with Andorran cheese, set to be dropped on unsuspecting Brits in a bizarre bid to dominate the European dairy market. Prime Minister Boris Starmer-Sunak (we’re still not sure who’s in charge) called an emergency COBRA meeting, only to be interrupted by a drone delivering a wheel of Andorran Gouda straight through the window of No. 10. “This is an act of war—or at least very aggressive marketing!” he bellowed, wiping cheese off his tie. --- #### **Side Stories:** - **“Drones or Pigeons? Experts Can’t Tell!”** Local birdwatcher claims the swarm is just “really shiny pigeons.” - **“I Married a Drone!”** Margate woman says one of the drones proposed to her with a ring made of cheese. --- #### **Editorial:** Is this the beginning of the Andorran Empire? First drones, then cheese—what’s next? We demand NATO intervene before we’re all speaking Andorran and eating fondue for breakfast! ---

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