Lane Claude Byers On The View

June 14, 2025

BREAKING: Lane Claude Byers Accidentally Books Himself on The View—Thought It Was a Buffet In an unexpected turn of events, Lane Claude Byers showed up to The View this morning with a fork in one hand and a biscuit in the other—fully under the impression he was attending a live taping of “The Chew”, not “The View.” He took a seat between Whoopi and Joy, unwrapped a pack of smoked sausages from his cargo shorts, and asked, “Y’all got any hot mustard back there?” When asked about politics, Lane simply said, “I don’t trust nobody that don’t eat cornbread,” and then proceeded to explain how Revelation and ribeye are both best served well done. Producers tried to escort him offstage, but he distracted them with a bag of gas station pork rinds and stayed for the whole episode. By the end, he was offering to cater next week’s show with his famous “Holy Ghost Chili Mac.”

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