“BAREFOOT AND BOGUE: Lawton Appears on The View, Gets Emotionally Radicalized, Still Doesn’t Pay His Bills

June 15, 2025

BREAKING: Lawton strolled onto The View barefoot, bold, and blissfully broke. Within five minutes, he told Whoopi he was “a proud independent thinker”… then blinked twice and asked if government cheese was vegan. Joy Behar asked him why he had no shoes. Lawton shrugged and said, “The bank repossessed ’em after I didn’t pay my flip-flop loan.” Mid-show, he got so emotionally swept up by a segment on composting and crystals that he agreed to start paying his bills—in recycled hugs and promises. By the end, he was hugging Whoopi, crying into a Bernie 2016 mug, and asking Joy if NPR takes walk-ins. Lawton came in a bogue… but he left a barefoot progressive legend. ??

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