Mr Borg Fails To Show Up To Sign The Triple Release

November 3, 2025

This just in, Mr Borg has not shown up for the executive signing of the triple release, the bill proposed by congress to release the Diddy, Epstine, and TCS files. Of course Mr Borg and Mr Cheazet are the two members of the council whose signatures were required for this bill to be passed. In an interview conducted by the David Jonas News Corporation, both Mr Cheazet and Mr Borg clearly stated that the bill must be passed and people must know the truth. “Yes I agree that the Epstine files must be released at once” Mr Borg stated in a recent interview. Meanwhile Mr Cheazet preaches, “The Diddy files have to be released in order for there to be transparency in our government.” Both parties are determined to release these files. The question on everyones mind is, “Why did Mr Borg not show up?” When questioned about the no show of his arch nemesis, Mr Borg, Mr Cheazet has seemingly nothing else to say besides, “I showed up, I signed the bill, why Mr Borg was a no show I have no idea.” This disappearance leaves many Borg and Cheazet supporters wondering the same thing. “Did Mr Borg oversleep?” When questioned, a Mr Borg supporter stated, “I have no idea what happened, it is not like Mr Borg to oversleep this late, maybe he was at the store and accidentally bought too many grapes.” The mystery of Mr Borg’s whereabouts are… a mystery. But if one thing is for sure, with only Mr Cheazet’s signature the Triple Release bill cannot pass. And the public currently does not know the truth.

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