Phoenix To Be Renamed “New Seattle”

July 18, 2026

After what feels like an eternity of rain, AZ Governor announces that Phoenix with rise from the ashes as New Seattle. “We have had enough rain over the past two days, plus we are steadily increasing our homeless population to match that of Seattle. It just makes sense,” said the Governor.

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